Written by Pat Batt of London Branch:

I am a two-sex Scottish dancer,
And it may seem rather dim,
But I never spend one evening
As a fulltime her or him.

I change my sex from dance to dance,
My corners always alter;
It's really not surprising,
That I - occasionally - falter.

The old and simple dances
I manage very nicely,
And I can learn a new dance
And do it most precisely.

But when it comes to next time
I don't know if I can,
'cause I learned it as a woman
and dance it - as a man.

And so you men who have the luck
To always dance the same:
When female gentlemen go wrong
Be sparing with your blame.

I add a postscript to this tale:
One comfort I have got:
When both the women change their sex
It doesn't show a lot.