71 PC one liners
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe Halted
- COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press any key
- Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can re-boot faster
- 2+2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
- Computers are not intelligent, they just think they are
- My software never has bugs, It just develops random features
- C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS GO C: PC CRAWL
- C:\DOS C:\DOS RUN RUN DOS RUN
- <-----------The information went data way -------------
- Best file compression around: "Del *.* " = 100% Compression
- The definition of an Upgrade: take out old bugs, put new ones in
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
- The name is Baud..............James Baud
- BUFFERS=20 FILES=15, 2nd down,4th quarter, 5 yds to go
- Access denied -- nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah!
- C: Bad command or file name ! Go stand in the corner!
- Bad Commmand. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staay!
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name!"
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing...
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? ( Yep/Nope )
- Backups? We don't NEED no stinking backups!!
- E Pluribus Modem
- .....File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available
- An error? Impossible ! My modem is error correcting.
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord
- 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
- 24 hours in a day....24 beers in a case....Coincidence?
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass
- SENILE.COM . . . Out of Memory . . .
- Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk
- Ultimate office automation : networked coffee
- RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure
- Shell to DOS... come in DOS...Do you copy? Shell to DOS
- All computers wait at the same speed
- DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to automate errors
- Press Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
- Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue
- ASCII stupid question , get stupid ANSI
- E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- DOS tip#17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
- Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
- Press any key. . . no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
- Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt - driven
- REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot Universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_
- Error reading FAT record: Try the skinny one? (Y/N)
- Read my chips: No new upgrade !
- Hit any user to continue
- 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push !!
- I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
- Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
- DISK FULL - Press F1 to belch
- Back up not found (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
- Back up not found (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- Back up not found (A)bort (R)etry (T)ake down entire network
- Back up not found (A)bort (R)etry (G)et a beer
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in
- Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN
- Programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects
- Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.