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T:Baby sitter's glasses
R:Jig
C:Mark Cordova
S:Fiddle Forum dot com
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W:My dogs chewed the |sitters glass-es|
W:They chewed them| to bits.|
W:It made me mad| that she had the nerve|
W:to leave| them out
W:I will pay her| and then I'll send her|
W:Straight out of |the door
W:Oh and look, well| theres my wallet
W:Sitting on| the floor
W:
W:I looked in my wallet|, it was chewed up|
W:It looked like a toy for| a pup
W:The money just fell out |in small gooey chunks|
W:It was making| me sick|
W:The babysitter |didn't mind tho,|
W:she said| its ok|
W:But the Dogs they| ate her car keys|
W:And now she'll have |to stay|
W:
W:Shes is staying| here with me, |
W:shes on the couch in| the den|
W:Well, what there is| left of it,|
W:its been chewed by| Stimpy and Ren
W:Our house is| a disaster,|
W:The drapes are| coming down
W:The dogs chewed |the line to the toilet,
W:I think that I may drown
W:
W:We have some great news, we| have some puppys |
W:to sell to| your kids.|
W:You'll really love them,and| no they're not from hell
W:But you'll spank them when| they're bad
W:and scold them  | when they bite
W:but that is ok
W:they're still young, they'll| do fine if you train them |
W:To live in| the shed.|